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(n.) a sexual transmitted disease that always ends in death; there is currently no known cure.

Awkward disclaimer as to why this 'about page' contains no photos of my face. (Was that even grammatically correct sentence? I'm foreign. OKAY? God.)

I feel like this is where I'm supposed to insert a cheesy and tiny bit narcissistic photo of my face as my Facebook profile picture and the occasional Instagram selfies are not enough of a proof that with the right angle, shit tons of make up and flattering lighting, I can look more like a 10 than a troll that I am in real life. *insert awkward laughter and snorting* In all seriousness, I don't wear that much make up, however, I do know that a photo of me can go really quickly from 'I woke up like this - flawless' to 'omg it burns' and it all comes down to my 'good' side of face (duck lips may play a significant part in the end result as well). I know I'm ashamed too. 

Age?

I'm a 12 year old trapped in a 20 something year old's body.

Hobbies?

Desperately trying to avoid growing up and much rather enjoy reading, watching Friends, being by the beach and dressing up as a unicorn for Halloween. I actually did that. I have an unhealthy and rather scary obsession and interest towards serial killers (mostly from '70s), psychopaths, mafia etc. To be fair, I have always wondered, if this curiosity comes from my rather fucked up head, but, hey!, that's a story for another day.

Simona in 10 words...?

To answer this, I would have to know, who I am. That I am struggling with and as Albert Einstein said: 'If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.' Look at me dropping quotes out of my ass. But I will still attempt this...

Vegan, feminist, Scorpio, brutally honest, doesn't care, change the world, intelligence, unicorns, wine and dogs.

Okay, so obviously I failed. Sue me. This is my blog.

We get it you're foreign. So where are you from?

I currently am spreading my unicorn magic somewhere in UK, however, I am originally from here. A place where it rains a little less, where the government sucks just like everywhere in the world, where some of the most beautiful women in the world come from (it's been actually scientifically proved or some shit -1 2 3 4 5 - see definitely science) and where sleazy English men go on holidays to piss on the freedom monument. Let's just say that there is stigma following English tourists, sorry but not sorry.

What is SHE WRITES about?

I don't know what you should except from 'SHE WRITES', but I can tell you what you shouldn't except and that is perfect grammar and children friendly topic/language. What? I'm foreign, okay? (This seems to be my excuse for everything in life really. No shame.) If you are offended by any of those 'SHE WRITES' probably won't be your cup of tea.

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